Forgot that on my birthday in ac:nl, I wished for “The D”.
- Unknown (via perfect)
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
If you play with my hair, scratch my back until I fall asleep, or whisper into my ear/neck… then that’s it. Im yours. The booty is now yours forever.
My favorite Tales of Symphonia character is Hugh Jackman.
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez
I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond