talkingtotheanimals:

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Forgot that on my birthday in ac:nl, I wished for “The D”.

(Source: thedisneyprincess, via theasgardianmexican)

"I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."

- Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via goodgrashush)

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

(via theasgardianmexican)

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: lotuslopez, via sexi-lou)

leading-blind-bats:

If you play with my hair, scratch my back until I fall asleep, or whisper into my ear/neck… then that’s it. Im yours. The booty is now yours forever. 

(via goodgrashush)

lloyd-the-barista:

My favorite Tales of Symphonia character is Hugh Jackman.

(via lostherlemons)

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via kokoagogo)

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

(via theasgardianmexican)

gatabella:

Elegant Brigitte Bardot

(via gatabella)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

(via theasgardianmexican)

itsleahbitchhh:

proteinpills:

escapeherestresslater:

Facts.

If this ain’t the truth. But so many people literally can’t handle having that much freedom in a relationship. They think I’m doing something cause I’m so cool about the shit

the fuck are you going to your ex girlfriend’s anyway?

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via deeeeeeesal)